What to do in a B-squared situation (bored and broke)

So what is one to do when in a B-squared (bored and broke) situation? Sure, if you are in a bigger town you can scour the street malls for performers or simply sit on a park bench and watch the people. But what if you are from a small town? Or a suburb? Hmmm...what to do? Well I have compiled a list of things to keep your eyes interest and your money!
1.)Try a fly-on-a-leash (internet instructions available)
2.)Dress up in your finest and take glamour shots with your own camera
3.)Take turns cutting and dying eachother's hair...it'll grow back
4.)Creative prank calls...priceless
5.)Frisby at the park...or parking lot! (stay away from expensive cars)
6.)Backyard camping
7.)Cupboard pot-luck (invite friends and free the cupboard of rarely used foods)
8.)See who can create the best (or worst) creations with food you already have
9.)Roast nuts, marshmallows, etc. over candels with toothpicks
10.)A pampering day (shave, paint nails, rinse and actually repeat, homemade masks...)
11.)Learn the basics of a new language
12.)Take a stab at art with any available tools (even poetry)
13.)Learn oragami
14.)Shoot nature (with a camera only!!!)
15.)Cook some me3als in advance so you can eat right away the next few days
16.)Make a blog or a video for youtube
17.)Organize old pictures (you'll find some treasures)
18.)Re-arrange furniture and create a whole new living environment
19.)Learn how to live green...and take the first steps
20.)Go to a nearby town's largest store dressed like a crazy and act schizo until you get enough hilarious reactions to laugh about the rest of the day
21.)Look through old movies and watch a classic
22.)Think up your own game...then play it
23.)Boost your brain with puzzles and brain teasers
24.)Meditate, sleep, take a bath with some wine...just have some down time!
25.)Hike, bike, etc. (nature never closes)

My Bucket List

This is my own personal bucket list. I have already done several things that I did not include on this newer list. I plan on continuing my journey through this list as my life moves on, hoping to accomplish everything on it.

1.) See a moose in the wild
2.) Be part of a real Southern crawfish boil
3.) See a musical or play on Broadway
4.) Sell my art
5.) Find a job I love
6.) Gather my poetry and put it into a book
7.) See the amazing animals in the Australian outback, and the opera house
8.) Eat the fresh foods in Italy
9.) Create my own sustainable garden
10.) Keep a house plant alive
11.) Learn to overcome jealousy by loving myself completely
12.) Learn to let go of the past
13.) Save up gas and motel money and go until it runs out...then get a job wherever I am and explore the area until I have enough money to go back...if I want to
14.) Leave the state without warning and call everyone from my new destination
15.) Eat BBQ from all the major BBq hot spots (Memphis, etc.)
16.) Be vegetarian for a while
17.) Learn to skateboard
18.) See the whales and northern lights in Alaska
19.) Visit Asia and take in its culture
20.) Camp without any equipment or tent
21.) Learn how to cook...well
22.) Patent some of my inventions
23.) Spend a day wine tasting...yes a day
24.) Spend a full day naked
25.) Become debt free
26.) Learn to play guitar and/or drums
27.) Sing a full solo in front of an audience
28.) Visit all 50 states
29.) Donate blood...ugh shiver
30.) Take a homeless person to the movies and buy them consessions
31.) See a midget (small person) in chaps and a cowboy hat ride a shetland pony
32.) Write my songs and put music to them
33.) Get arrested without charges pressed
34.) Get in a real fight and beat the crap out of someone
35.) Be able to blow a guy off...loudly
36.) Stay in an over-the-water bungalow in a tropical paradise
37.) Befriend someone I've had much dislike for
38.) Have a huge party and invite every single person I know (again)
39.) Book the best suite in a ritsy hotel
40.) Try the super expensive scotch from "Lost"

Welcome

This is my first attempt at a blog. I am very excited to get going. There is so much to say and this is the only appropriate place to do it. I hope to entertain you well.
-Mal